This is the walkway I will stumble down after a night of nightclub crawling in Haifa.
This is the yard where my dog will get treats -- Beggin Strips, not real bacon, of course -- for not peeing on the birdbath.
This is where Tim and I will film our low-budget porn if Tel Aviv is beyond our cost of living. The chandelier and black laquer entertainment center just beg for it, don't you think?
This is a better view of the black laquer entertainment center, with my landlady in the background. We have not yet told her about our potential "in-home small business."
This is the bedroom cabinet where we will store the video equipment, for easy access for the scenes that require a mattress.
This is the nice, big window in the bedroom that is great for its natural light but is horrible for the potential peeping Toms, especially during filming.
Just for the record, I am not kidding about the no peeing on the birdbath, but I am kidding about the shooting pornography -- at least I hope so.
3 comments:
I hope that if you DO turn to porn that you'll use a different comforter for the bed. It's more of a "sick in bed blanket" as opposed to a "SIIIIIIIICKKK in bed" blanket. I also think my grandmother had something very similar. Wait, that landlady IS my grandmother!
God... I knew it was only time before you "straddled" into porn. I had a clue in college when I found that collection under your bed :)
Hey, it looks like a step up from your place in Alexandria. Where was the guest bedroom?
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